My battle with Mother Nature is pretty simple… she’s been pissing me the fuck off!
I have many a bone to pick with her. Lets get started on global warming… I do my part. I take the
We shall see? Maybe If I keep saying please she’ll cut me a break and close up the skies with nice white clouds releasing there giant snow crystals into the air.
My 2nd issue with
So while you sit up there in the clouds orchestrating to be what I find a disastrous series of natural events here on earth right now, I’m SUFFERING. If we have any sisterly bond at all, please make one of the above happen… all I ask if for some snow… or maybe for the blood to flow a week late… maybe for it to end quickly. ANYTHING.
Oh wait I forgot to mention… Upstate NY and VT got DUMPED ON THIS WEEK… of course when I’m LEAVING to go to where its SUPPOSED to snow.
Ugh, Mother Nature, AKA bitch with a power trip, BITE ME!